Vitamin D&D Tumbler - Sherpa Vacuum Tumbler & Insulator

Doctors recommend sunlight. Your party recommends one more session. Vitamin D&D is the tabletop dietary supplement for adventurers who haven’t seen daylight since session zero and have no plans to start now. A standard serving includes the following: one session (starting an hour late), with theoretically 40 servings per campaign. Your daily intake includes zero minutes of sunlight, a single nat 20, a staggering 600% of your recommended nat 1s, and 3% of the DM’s four hours of prep actually used. The rest is a proprietary homebrew blend of rules arguments, bard shenanigans, and unresolved backstory. Percent daily values are based on a 2,000 XP diet, these statements have not been evaluated by the Dungeon Master, and the warning at the bottom says it plainly: container may be a mimic. Fuel for the Long Haul: 11 oz (325 ml) double wall, vacuum insulated stainless steel, rugged enough to survive the table’s clumsiest rogueKeeps drinks hot for up to 5 hours or cold for up to 15, outlasting even the longest combat roundClear press on slide lid to protect your potion from flying dice and stray Cheeto dustPulls double duty as a drinking tumbler or a portable drink insulatorCompact 5.31" tall by 3.35" wide, small enough to fit beside your character sheet without crowding the battle mapWeighs 7.4 oz, light enough to carry from session to session, sturdy enough to feel like a proper relic Perfect for game nights, convention marathons, or the morning coffee you need after staying up too late. It won’t replace actual vitamins, but it’ll keep your drink at the right temperature while you avoid the sun. Take one per session. Store in a cool, dark basement. Do not feed after midnight.