"Patience" Ability Score Supersoft T-Shirt

Every DM's most important stat isn't in any rulebook, it's Patience. This shirt celebrates the unsung attribute that keeps campaigns running when players spend 45 minutes debating whether to open a door, derail your carefully crafted plot to adopt a random NPC, or argue about encumbrance rules at the worst possible moment. It's the stat that doesn't get you extra spell slots, but it might prevent you from unleashing rocks fall, everyone dies. Premium Comfort for Marathon Sessions: Made with Bella+Canvas's signature supersoft fabric for all-day comfortLightweight and breathable - perfect for those 8-hour sessions that turn into 12Modern unisex fit that looks great on everyoneDurable print quality that won't fade faster than your players' attention spansPre-shrunk fabric maintains its shape through countless game nights Perfect for DMs who've earned their stripes managing chaotic parties, forever-DMs who know the struggle is real, or anyone who's learned that herding adventurers requires the wisdom of a saint and the fortitude of a tarrasque. Wear it as a reminder that you've got this, even when they're trying to seduce the dragon. Again. Available in multiple sizes. Modifier bonus not included, but experience will provide.