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Anatomy of a D4 Hoodie - Lane Seven Premium Pullover

Anatomy of a D4 Hoodie - Lane Seven Premium Pullover

$35.00

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Every adventurer learns this lesson eventually, usually barefoot at 2 a.m. on the way to the kitchen. The d4 isn’t a die, it’s a caltrop with numbers on it. This hoodie finally gives the little menace the scientific study it deserves. Laid out like a page torn from an old field guide, “Anatomy of a D4” breaks down the common tetrahedron. It’s subtle enough to wear anywhere, and every gamer who’s ever stepped on one will laugh (and wince) on sight. Built for Long Sessions, Not Painful Floors: Lane Seven premium pullover in a cotton/recycled poly blend Midweight 8.25 oz fabric with a 100% cotton face, soft outside and warm insideFleece lined 3 panel hood for maximum cozy during marathon campaignsKangaroo pocket for dice, snacks, or one carefully contained d4Ribbed cuffs and waistband that hold their shapeDyed to match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyeletsSide seamed construction with double-needle topstitching on every seamRegular fit, tear away tag, and under 5% shrinkageModel is 5'10" and wearing a size M Perfect for game nights, convention halls, or that cold morning coffee run, this is the layer for anyone who has learned the hard way that the d4 hurts when you’re not wearing shoes. Midweight comfort. Maximum points. Watch your step.