Anatomy of a Bad Idea Tee - Supersoft T-Shirt

It always starts the same way. Someone at the table gets that look in their eye  and says those four dangerous words, “I have an idea.” This tee charts the entire sequence as a field guide style flowchart. It begins with “I have an idea” and runs straight into the DM’s classic warning: are you sure you want to do that? All three roads converge on a single d20. Documented as Fig. 3: Consilium Pessimum, the common bad idea. It’s a shirt for anyone who has ever been the player, the bard, or the DM who saw it coming. Supersoft Comfort for Questionable Choices: Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex SupersoftSolid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton for that buttery soft feelLightweight 4.2 oz fabric that stays comfortable through every terrible planRegular fit with unisex sizing from XS to 5XLModel is 5'6" and wearing a size S Perfect for game nights, conventions, or showing up to session wearing a polite warning to the rest of the table. It won’t stop you from doing the thing, but at least everyone will know you were warned. Lightweight cotton. Heavyweight consequences. Keep a blank character sheet handy.