Anatomy of a Bad Idea Hoodie - Lane Seven Premium Pullover

It always starts the same way. Someone at the table gets that look in their eye and says those four dangerous words “I have an idea.”

This hoodie maps out exactly what happens next, laid out as a field guide style flowchart. Every path leads to the same d20, and the d20 offers two outcomes. The whole process is catalogued as Fig. 3: Consilium Pessimum, the common bad idea. If you’ve ever been the player, the bard, or the DM watching it unfold, you already know how this ends.

Built for Long Sessions and Questionable Decisions:

• Lane Seven premium pullover in a cotton/recycled poly blend 
• Midweight 8.25 oz fabric with a 100% cotton face, soft outside and warm inside
• Fleece lined 3 panel hood for hiding from the consequences
• Kangaroo pocket for dice, snacks, or a backup character sheet
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband that hold their shape
• Dyed to match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
• Side seamed construction with double needle topstitching on every seam
• Regular fit, tear away tag, and under 5% shrinkage
• Model is 5'10" and wearing a size M

Perfect for game nights, conventions, or wearing to the session where you finally try the plan everyone told you not to try. It won’t save your character, but it’ll keep you warm while you roll up the next one.

Midweight comfort. Heavyweight consequences. Are you sure you want to do that?